Karens

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Best known as the Crazy Meijer Lady
Kate Gosselin is usually used to depict Karens, especially her haircut.

Note: Not to be confused with Karen, Plankton's computer wife from SpongeBob SquarePants, or Karen from Kirino Mosaic.

"I think it's time we finally talk about the true victims of the coronavirus lockdown and quarantine which is of course the middle-aged short-tempered Karens. These brave women have been trapped at home for the last month with no one to complain to except their anti-vax Faceook groups, no one to yell at besides their husbands, no managers that they can speak to. They have all this rage bottled up inside of them but nowhere public to meltdown and let it all out in a nuclear explosion of screeching and screaming and threatening lawsuits. But the good news is things are opening up again which means the Karens now can go back out into society and make it a worse place."

penguinz0


Karen is a term used to describe narcissistic entitled middle-aged blonde bob haired white women who have been caught on viral video freaking out over minuscule things. The origin of the term is fairly unknown but theories suggest it comes from a scene from White Girls, a scene from Goodfellas, or a Reddit post called /r/FuckYouKaren. While most Karens are usually middleaged white women, on rare occasions male Karens (usually referred to as a "Ken", "Kyle" or "Kevin") and even non-white Karens appear from time to time. Young girls with the same personality type are often called Karens-in-training.

Why They Are Rotten

  1. Karens are control freaks and demand service in businesses despite having a less than pleasant attitude. This leads to the popular term, "Can I speak to the manager?" often associated with Karens.
  2. Many Karens can easily feel threatened and call the cops over nothing. This wastes resources and patience with the police.
  3. It takes very little to set a Karen off. One Karen went nuts because some teens took a branch from a blueberry bush.
  4. Many Karens are snitches that call the police on or even attack anyone they believe is not following guidelines during the pandemic.
  5. On the other hand, many Karens are on the opposite extreme and refuse to wear masks (since they claim to have a medical disorder) and throw massive tantrums when stores refuse service to them out of risk of spreading COVID-19.
  6. Many Karens are racist and tell people of other races to go back to where they came from. Some can also be homophobic (Mainly with Mariteses a.k.a Filipina Karens).
  7. Some Karens can also be SJWs.
  8. Like SJWs, they often double down on their stupidity and learn nothing when they are mocked online. The woman pictured above has acted with poor behavior in Walmart and towards a driver dumping garbage several times.
  9. Sometimes Karens can get violent and even spit on people and this is while we're under a pandemic.
  10. When they have their tantrums, they can cause vandalism and minor destruction in stores.
  11. They give shame to saner women named Karen, like Karen Gillan for example.
  12. They give false information to get their way. One Karen created a fake group called the Freedom To Breathe Agency so she can be exempt from wearing a mask and sue anyone that tries to get her to put one on.
    • The Freedom To Breathe Agency even sold fake "Mask Exempt" cards containing false information claiming that businesses denying service will be fined. They looked falsely convincing that the FTBA was a government agency and even had a US Department of Justice insignia. Thankfully, they stopped selling the cards after the US Department of Justice became aware that the cards were violating the use of the DOJ insignia and publicly warned people that the cards were fake and not issued by any real government agency.
  13. Because it applies to women, some feminazis believe the term is misogynistic and want it banned. Some even go as far to say it's equivalent to the "N" word, not taking into account a line John Mulaney said in a comedy routine: "If you're comparing the badness of two words and you won't even say one of them, that's the worse word."
  14. Other SJWs, however, want to turn "Karen" into a politically and racially charged term.
  15. In fact, there is going to be a "Karen" movie made by SJWs meant to do this.
  16. They often believe in utterly ridiculous conspiracy theories and false information despite significant scientific evidence proving otherwise. A notable example includes resistance to vaccinating their children due to worrying it will cause autism, 5G causing the spread of the coronavirus (some Karens even destroyed cellular towers in response), etc. This also spread the "5G Oxygen Frequency" meme.
  17. A lot of Karens are moral guardians.
  18. Not only that the Karens were control freaks, but they even act like Trina Riffin (who is the main antagonist of Grojband, and also a mean-spirited sister of Corey.) and Eva from Total Drama, due to how they rage and also being short-tempered and annoying (but not going into Diary Mode unlike Trina did.) without taking Anger Management classes whatsoever.

The Only Redeeming Qualities

  1. Karen freakouts can be quite hilarious (Grust and Glitchedblood get some good laughs).
  2. There are tons of jokes to be made about them such as finding a wild Karen or Male Karens (aka Kens, Kyles or Kevins) being rare. Grust even calls the Karen pictured as the Queen Karen.
  3. Karens actually face the consequences of their actions. One Karen who called the cops on a black man who told her to put her dog on a leash lost her job and had her dog taken from her for animal abuse, though the dog was later returned. To rub some salt in the wound, a new law was made that would make racially biased police calls illegal was called the "Caution Against Racially Exploitative Non-Emergencies or CAREN act.
  4. They are a good example of how you should discipline your children to not become like these people.
  5. Karens, particularly the racist ones, seem to be one of the very few phenomena that actually motivate some SJWs to acknowledge that women, not just men, can engage in harmful actions.

Trivia

  • The now-infamous "Karen haircut" used to depict these people comes from American television personality Kate Gosselin, known for Jon & Kate Plus 8.
    • Sometimes, Jenny McCarthy's bob haircut is used to depict them.

Videos

Comments


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Grust

6 months ago
Score 14
When it comes to Karen comedy, Penguinz0 is king. It's why most of the videos are him joking about Karens.
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Nicktendolean

2 months ago
Score 3
WOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YEAH BABY!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!!!!
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Hookuai

6 months ago
Score 3
Oooohf
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NeedsMoreJPEG

6 months ago
Score 8

They do have a condition that prohibits them from wearing a mask.

It's called Stupidity.
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Grust

6 months ago
Score 2
I just hurt my face laughing at these Karens.
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Anonymy

6 months ago
Score 9
This page is OFFENSIVE! LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!
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MeMeGuYWasLost

6 months ago
Score 2
Lmao.
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MrChangeUserNameAlot

18 days ago
Score 0
tHhhEEEee cUsTttToMeRrr iSsS aLwAysSss rIIigHtt
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Grust

6 months ago
Score 3
Remember it's your civic duty to record this shit.
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Paprika

5 months ago
Score 7

Oooooh, I saw the page change! I feel threatened!

Police! Police! Police!
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Grust

5 months ago
Score 3
You'll call the police over a page change but not when I'm threatening you? I feel insulted.
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Beefmellington

2 months ago
Score 0
"They kicked me out of the Restaurant all because I Bullied a Worker about how slow he is. I'm so oppressed!"
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SpazJR61

5 months ago
Score 1
More like Thots (no offense).
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Ferrari F8

5 months ago
Score 4

We all know that there is only 1 good Karen:

Karen from spongebob
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Sarah davis

13 days ago
Score 0
yea lol
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Eric Cartman 2001

5 months ago
Score 1
I wOuLd LiKe To SpEaK tO tHe MaNaGeR!
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Grust

5 months ago
Score 0
Karens make me look sane by comparison and I enjoy my madness.
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ItMeansNothing

5 months ago
Score 0
Welcome to 2020.
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Lamborghini446

5 months ago
Score 4

I HAVE A RIGHT THAT ALLOWS ME TO NOT WEAR A MASK! WEARING ONE INFRINGES MY RIGHTS!!!!


- karens who want to receive free covid-19
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Lesther110

5 months ago
Score 0
I think this was better of in toxic fandoms and hatedom wiki if it wasn´t deleted.
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Nihirichan

4 months ago
Score 0

Random person: *does something cool*

Karen: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!?!??!?! THAT'S VANDALISM!!! I WILL GET 911 IMMEDIATELY, YOU [racist slur]!
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Beefmellington

4 months ago
Score 1
Karens Suck Butt, This proves that the Older Folks can be Spoilt? Brats too. I Don't approve Spanking but those Karens need a Lesson
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Eric Cartman 2001

4 months ago
Score 1
I saw one racist Karen yesterday who threw an innocent dog at a black man.
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King Ostrich

2 months ago
Score 0
truly crazy
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
Score 0
Why has no one talked about their haircut I-
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Animdude64

4 months ago
Score 0
Attention future entrepreneurs, Do not give these kind of people any form of power. They will misuse that power, abuse it for their own selfish gain and use it as a weapon against the people they don't like. It's like giving Freddy Kruger the Infinity Gauntlet.
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Beefmellington

4 months ago
Score 0
Ah yes, K A R E N S
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
Score 0
I literally named my Animal Crossing Island "Karens."
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Glitchedblood

4 months ago
Score 1
The only good Karens are the one from SpongeBob and Kirino Mosiac.
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Nicktendolean

2 months ago
Score 0
and Splatoon, Pokémon, Stranger Things, The Walking Dead, Danganropa 3.
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EijiZeBoi

10 days ago
Score 0
And Karen Smith.
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Anonymy

4 months ago
Score -2
Don't kill me for this but I like that haircut in the second picture
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Grust

4 months ago
Score 3
I don't kill, I do far worse like maybe force someone to watch the Garbage Pail Kids Movies or Barney songs. Thankfully you're not an administrator so you're safe. Paprika on the other hand might have to be punished for not raising you properly.
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Anonymy

4 months ago
Score 0
I should have known it would be a mistake saying this
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Jclem05

3 months ago
Score 0
Death is worse in my opinion.
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XXSeph MySpaceXx

4 months ago
Score 3

I once heard there was a Karen who grounded her son for wearing a mask.

don't come crying to us if he catches covid or dies from it, Karen.
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King Ostrich

2 months ago
Score 0
not long before the CENSORED virus infects them if they keep doing that...
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SniperKing1337

3 months ago
Score 2
Karens are definitely getting tested positive for Covid 19 since they refuse to wear masks.
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SajZeal

3 months ago
Score 1
Wait, the wiki labeled Karen's as "far left"? I thought a lot of them worshipped Trump.
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KalloFox34

one month ago
Score 0
That's true. Most Karens are Trump supporters.
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SuperStreetKombat

3 months ago
Score 2
"Regular Show" did the best possible portrayal of a Karen in one of its episodes.
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EijiZeBoi

3 months ago
Score 0
Can't wait for the Karen movie.
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BrutalFlare6

3 months ago
Score 0
I agree, but I bet it will be rated R (or 15 in my country)
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HETMAN

3 months ago
Score 0
Karens are saying minecraft violent
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BrutalFlare6

2 months ago
Score 0
turkey: am I a joke to you
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Eric Cartman 2001

2 months ago
Score 0
Does anyone know karen_leem45 on Instagram?
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RubyMaster7

2 months ago
Score 1
The only Karen I like is Plankton's wife
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EijiZeBoi

2 months ago
Score 2
Oh my god Karen, you can't just rage when people tell you to put on a mask.
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EijiZeBoi

2 months ago
Score 1
Nobody made a Mean Girls reference so I put one.
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EoflaOE

one month ago
Score 0

Yeah. These covidiots should just wear the masks and stop doing what they're doing to force people not to wear masks.

Additionally, if they won't stop walking into the streets without the mask trying to selfishly tell people not to wear masks, they'll get COVID-19 soon.
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AlvaroNovaes-BR

one month ago
Score 0
  • Accidentally bumps on a Karen.
    Karen: You threatened me! I will call the police!
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SmileFace24

one month ago
Score 0
Has anyone in this wiki encountered a Karen yet in real life?
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Trashanimal

one month ago
Score 0
Yes
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SmileFace24

one month ago
Score 0
At least I never encountered one.
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Glitchedblood

one month ago
Score 0
Yes, I have met several before the term “Karen” was coined. It was awful
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MrAnonymous

one month ago
Score 0
The most craziest people of all time!
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HH!MagicalReviewer

one month ago
Score 0
Basically SJWs right?
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MineGuy13

one month ago
Score 0
Actually they are mostly Rgiht-Wing SJWs.
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No bias

21 days ago
Score 0
Karens is like kids but worse.
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Grammar guy

20 days ago
Score 0
It seems that a Karen's kid grows into a Kyle.
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HH!MagicalReviewer

18 days ago
Score 0
Can i speak to your manager lol XD, they are racist
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EijiZeBoi

11 days ago
Score 0

Job interviewer: So what can you do?

Karen: I can put my whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see?
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EijiZeBoi

10 days ago
Score 1

Person: *wears a mask*

Karen: That's against the rules, and you can't sit with us.
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EoflaOE

9 days ago
Score 0

They're covidiots like that. If they keep doing that, they're encouraging the wider spread of COVID-19, which shouldn't happen.

We all were trying to combat against this virus and these Karens are trying to increase infections.
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USDM420X

3 days ago
Score 0
Do Karens even act like Trina Riffin from Grojband and Eva from Total Drama?

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