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sausages.com is a shitty website maybe by Elvalunch64 published on September 11, 2001. WRYYYY????? The website is a social media where you can waste your time by posting whatever shit you like to do. This page will explain how shitty the site is.

Evolution
They started as a site on 9/11/01 at 8:46 AM, as a anonymous board where the user can talk about a bunch of nonsense boards.

At 2002, the site was growing so that gave the creator enough money to get a life.

ALRIGHT FUCK THIS SHIT, IT SIMPLY WENT FROM THAT TO A SOCIAL NETWORK FOR EVERYONE THAT IS LITERALLY THE SAME AS FAGGBOOB, TWATTER, INASSRAPE, and JEWGLE-.

Why This Website Can Die In A Fire

 * 1) The creator plays with her vagina all day long until she gets caught.
 * 2) Generic layout which has been done for at least 100 times.
 * 3) The site is full of 16 year old girls and 13 year old boys who aren't old enough to be on this site.
 * 4) All of the videos on the site are unfunny and flat-out shit.
 * 5) The creator is a fatass who just eats a bunch of shit until she kills herself.
 * 6) The "64" part of the creator's name, is so she can cash in on the Nintendon't 69 which your mom had when she was a virgin.
 * 7) The creator is a whore, she only has a boyfriend so she can always have sex with her boyfriend instead of doing cool stuff like she used to do in the 1990's. We shit you not.
 * 8) The website has been full of bugs, such as making a post will never respond and takes five minutes just to post anything. Because it's too damn slow, I'd rather play Tetris then wait for this shit to hurry up. >:( To be faster, you must create an account, which is nuff said than done.
 * 9) The people who use this site are white, let that sink in.
 * 10) Everyone who uses this site likes The SIMPsons, they don't realize that you become a simp by watching that.
 * 11) Trolls shitpost too much, stop ruining the site please and thank you.
 * 12) The people who use this site can go "kill themselves".
 * 13) It's ezy af to get beaned from this site. You can just say the word "silly" then the creator will yeet you off this site and baleet you from existence.
 * 14) The creator said that this site should stay out of politics and her shed.  THEN WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A CATEVORY FOR POLITICS? 
 * 15) The creator is greedy af, she wants dem moneyz, if you manage to create an account on this site, then it's time to say goodbye to all of your money since you have to pay over 9000 dollars every day to have an account. Yes, It does have moar features likes fast load times, and look at any article. But seriously no one gives a shit about the smexy featurz since the creator is careless and shoves dat money up her ass.
 * 16) The games on the site suck, all of them can burn in a lava lake.
 * 17) *The first game is a accuracy game which says "Makes people more accurate" when the first level pisses me off, you have to be stupidly accurate and there are OVER 9000 levels in this game, after beating the 9000th level, the game will scare you. Which will cause you to shit and cum inside your panties.
 * 18) *The second game is called "Run" a 2D platformer. In which the level design looks like Crash Bandicoot having a bad day, since they always start with items that instantly kill the player without warning, and this is no bullshit. The creator did this so they can sent you to hell.
 * 19) *The third game is called "3D Continent" which is the same as every fucking 3D platformer in existence, bundled with easy level design, double jump, and etc. But they decided to take 3D to the new notch, all of the jumps in the game is literally throwing depth perception out of the window so good luck with that. Also, one of the levels is a fucking penis. WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS?
 * 20) *The final game that isn't shovelware variety hour is "Volcano", which is hard and forces the player in Real Life climb Mount Everest, with CGI such as lava without warning. THIS MAKES WANT TO JUMP IN A VOLCANO WITH TNT SO I CAN SUPRA DED!
 * 21) This site is generally a rotten piece of shit that you shouldn't touch in your life, don't think about it, don't feed it, don't use it, don't play with it, don't mess with it, don't fuck it, don't marry it, don't date it, don't do anything with it all costs.
 * 22) They will constantly bet for 999,999,999 subscribers until 9999.
 * 23) They're LGBT people in it. Which is...rotten.
 * 24) Asshole who don't draw or seen artwork (which means they most likely haven't fucking play a game) just trace.
 * 25) There is constant online dating which can give Roblox a run for it's money. There are too many transphobic ads such as SRSLY, R U TRANSSEXUAL? STFU! Even Spongeboob (The biggest pervert on Earth) called them out for their faggotry.
 * 26) The people that use this network are made up disabilities that are used to be attention whores.
 * 27) The creator can go to a conversion therapy so they can be fixed.
 * 28) The creator has autism, autistic screeching.
 * 29) The creator is a fucking fatass. HA HA NOOB, THE CREATOR IS A FUCKING FATASS! THAT IS FATTER THAN A ELEPHANT!, because of that shit, the creator was forced to do over 999 push-ups.
 * 30) The creator has an eating disorder. EAT MY DUST OR DIE YOU STUPID FUCKING CREATOR!
 * 31) The creator likes Islam, cock and ball torture time!
 * 32) The creator is Christian, but what she does such as shoving things up her vagina and pleying with der genitals shows the complete opposite of Christians. Start acting like a Christian or you will go to jail.
 * 33) The creator likes torture porns, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? >8O
 * 34) THE FANBASE IS SHIT
 * 35) The creator has a fetish over everything in the world. GTFO creator because the actions she does is FcknCursed.
 * 36) Her YouTube channel ain't better, as it is moe or lez of teh same shit, lul she only has 52 subscribes while I have 9019 subscribers, fucking losers?
 * 37) There updates are worse than Hitler, they constantly fight with the userbase which is a pain in teh ass to deal with.
 * 38) It's so bad the site is labeled as "SHIT FUNGUS" by the FBI.
 * 39) Speaking of fungus', they are obsessed with "A Fungus Among Us" from SpongeBob or SMG4 that they want everyone to see the episode otherwise they have a three inch penis, which is just gay and cancerous.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) There are some good videos that came from this shithole.
 * 2) The creator has died.
 * 3) There is nothing else but this site is soulless.
 * 4) They listen to criticism, but they're too lazy because they're all donkey shit.

Her Information
Full Name: Samantha Suzuki Sundae Gender: Female Notable Works: sausages.cum Eye Color: Green Hearing: Over 90000 HZ Eyesight: The sun, do not look at her or you'll suffer more. Skin Color: White Disabilities: Autism and Mental Retardation Political Side: Far-Center Class: Skillz School Phone Number: 1-666-420-6969 Birth Date: August 23, 1964 Death Date: December 31, 2099 Cause of Death: Natural Causes Location: Suzuka at Mie, Japan Credit Card: OH SHIT, THIS IS BEING WATCHED BY THE FBI. Secrets: She is watching this page. Wi-Fi: JapaneseUSB Her Password: b25eq39y8olik4y,shr98vq3iulawkeydtmh03oiquw3khevrs0c8fqpiuawsrhdt98oiuGM)*&C#*&MT)*&y08ewsxuyhm8oawiuejsghtm9q8ociuw3eysthv9e9uwymq89yuet,09q8y,tcu0943q8eyvt8q734eu5xy,0q4ywe,th08q3u4iehdtm80quia4,yeht08yiua4,rh08quia4h08qu3h,40ec,hq308aw4vpht,.0q3pa4.h-q3[4awur.[a'e9ru93we[rh;q''riy]wroy\qier 9aq\reaiq9-reufgj]sp'odcu jpos;ildkhjpw;osilerhfyqwpo8esirhdgpiwuesjdrfk,ynwoisekldrj.fymnsoidlkrfjybogfjmfuckyouqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqq123456789009876 IP Address: 648.48.84.109 House Color: Red and White Address: 12345 Street at Mie, Japan Planet: Earth but was on the Moon when she was a minor