Lingscars.com

Lingscars.com is the website for Ling's Cars, a United Kingdom-based car rental company owned by Ling Valentine. It has garnered a lot of attention due to its retro design. But also for its chaotic and obnoxious style.

Why Its Design Sucks

 * 1) Upon accessing the site, visitors are immediately assaulted with a seizure-inducing sight of flashing graphics.
 * 2) The current background art of the site makes it even more uncomfortable to look at.
 * 3) The layout of the site is too crowded and a bit confusing.
 * 4) The page is plastered with GIFs of animals and humans with no consistency whatsoever.
 * 5) The FAQ section is even more bizarre, the questions are all answered by a Chinese girl dressed up as a flight attendant. Here's a video of her swigging a bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey while promising that the site is not a scam.
 * 6) The coding is just as chaotic as the site itself, consisting of more than 4,000 lines. By contrast, Apple's website is made up of just 500 lines of code.
 * 7) To add to the chaos, there are even inserted soundtracks of Ling or her employees singing Chinese pop songs.
 * 8) Many of the featured cars have dumb descriptions that try and fails to be funny, some of which are meaningless or nonsensical. The description for the BMW 5-Series reads "Das Fuhrer!" (do anyone find Hitler jokes funny?).
 * 9) Because of how bizarre and random the front of the site is, people will be likely more distracted by the front to look at the cars offered.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The site's design tends to fall into the "so bad, it's good" category.
 * 2) The crazy design has also helped Ling's business to surge in popularity.
 * 3) The site still offers many different cars to choose from, that is, if you can get past the front.

Trivia

 * The website owner owns a missile truck with the missile having the websites logo on it.

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